In-home computer help in NewcastleBLOODY COMPUTER!

I know the feeling. Whether your tech has stopped working or you just want to feel more confident using it — I'm here to help.

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Sound Familiar?

The computer's gone slow all of a sudden. You can't get into your email. The printer swears it's out of paper — it isn't. Or someone rang up about your computer and now you're not sure what they did. Sound familiar? You're not silly, and you're not alone — nobody ever handed out a manual for any of this.

That's why I started Bloody Computer. I'm a real person, not a call centre — I come to your home in Newcastle, sit down beside you, and we sort it out together in plain English, at your pace. Ask me the same question five times if you need to. I'm not just here to fix things — I'll show you what happened, so it all feels a bit less mysterious next time.

My promise on scams

I will never ring you out of the blue. Anyone who cold-calls you about your computer is a scammer — just hang up. And if you're worried they've already got in, I can come and check.

From Fed Up to Sorted

Wherever you're starting from, this is what I'm aiming for when I visit.

From this

Ready to throw it out the window
It's got a mind of its own, and there's been a fair bit of swearing.
Is this real, or a scam?
A pop-up, an odd email or a phone call about your computer, and no way to tell what's safe.
Scared to press anything
One wrong click and the photos, the emails, the lot might disappear.

To this

Sorted, and you know how

Fixed on your own machine, at your own dining table, explained in plain English. I show you what I did as I go, and you can ask as many questions as you like.

How Can I Help?

Choose the method that works best for you.

Give Me a Call

Talk to a real person. Describe what's going on and I'll figure out the best way to help.

0494 633 933

Send Me an Email

Prefer to write it out? Send me the details and I'll get back to you promptly.

help@bloodycomputer.com.au

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Fill out the contact form and tell me what's happening. I'll reach out using your preferred method.

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Bringing tech help to your dining table

I do house calls. I come to your home and we sit down at your own dining table. No unplugging your computer and lugging it into a shop, no waiting days to get it back. We sort it out together, where you actually use it.

I visit homes right across Newcastle, within about 20km of the CBD — including Newcastle, Newcastle East, Newcastle West, The Hill, Cooks Hill, Hamilton, New Lambton, Charlestown, Kotara, Adamstown, Merewether, Bar Beach, Mayfield, Waratah, Wallsend, Jesmond, Lambton, Broadmeadow, Islington, Tighes Hill, and the streets in between.

Don't see your suburb? Just ask — chances are I can still help. For simpler things, phone and remote help is available Australia-wide.

After something specific? See in-home computer repairs, one-on-one computer lessons, or tech help for seniors.

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What People Are Saying

“Chris is an excellent teacher. He has endless patience with gentle encouragement, and remarkable intuition of my learning needs and style.”

Debra S.

Google review

“I needed help. Chris was professional with a GSOH, made an appointment swiftly and fixed my issues within the hour. Great service — well done Chris.”

John S.